Substitute my gloom with happiness
  substitute my sickness with health
  substitute my enemies with real good friends
  Morphine & chocolate are my substitute, substitutes
  morphine & chocolate can bring me up
  can warm my heart whenever I want it
  and every once in a while when I stop and think
  morphine & chocolate are my substitute, substitutes
  And you can say "hey, we've really come a long way"
  and you can say "say, it can only be this way"
  but, you might be careful, it really, it really come a long way
  And you can say "hey, it can only be this way"
  but, you might be careful, it really hurts when it's real
  you might be careful, it really hurts when it's real
  you might be careful, it really hurts when it's real
  you'll go down, down, down, ooh
  Set the alarm clock, baby,
  don't you miss the sun?
  I'm feeling really warm hearted baby
  don't you know I'm feeling like someone
  I'm fearing for my heart
  Morphine & chocolate could never substitute my art!
  and that's real love baby
  and that's real love baby
  and that's real love baby