Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man
  He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
  The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
  So they rode on his head on their furry donkey
    The kids couldn't hurt Jack
  They tried and tried and tried
  They dropped things on his back
  And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied
    But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping
  And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy
    But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping
  And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy
    The kids couldn't hurt Jack
  They tried and tried and tried
  They dropped things on his back
  And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied
    But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping
  And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy
    (I saw ya!)