Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
  "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark
  Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
  He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates
    He's Gump, He's Gump
  What's in his head?
  He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
  Is he in-bred?
    Gump was a big celebrity
  He told JFK that he really had to pee
  He never feels too dumb because
  His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does
    He's Gump, He's Gump
  He's kinda square
  He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
  What's with that hair?
    Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
  Run... run... run like the wind now
  Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
  Run... stop!
    His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
  His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
  His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
  He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt
    He's Gump, He's Gump
  He's not too bright
  He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
  But he's alright
    Is this Gump out of his head?
  I think so
  Is this Gump really brain dead?
  I think so
  Did this Gump make lots of bread?
  I think so
  And that's all I have to say about that