*Hello??
  
  Well cocktails for two, me and you
  It?s some fun hot afternoon
  Whenever I?m alone
  I sit and pick up the phone, give a call
  
  She?s so hot to have and to hold me
  She said ?I?ll be your one and only?
  I know what it means to be alone
  
  Got me on the line
  Ready for the night
  You got me on the line
  Now you?ll think twice
  
  You like your home sweet home all alone
  You will be callin? me
  I?ve heard the news around the town
  You?re not gonna hang up on me
  
  She?s so hot to have and to hold me
  She said ?I?ll be your one and only?
  I know what it means to be alone
  
  Got me on the line
  Ready for the night
  You got me on the line
  Long distance kept me holding on
  
  Got me on the line
  Ready for the night
  You got me on the line
  Now you?ll think twice
  Got me on the line
  Long distance kept me holdin? on
  You got me on the line
  Ready for tonight, tonight, tonight (Tonight)
  
  Hey!
  
  ?Nobody hangs up on me.?