Miss Riley had a dog
  she used to keep it in her backyard
  And when the dog began to bark
  all the neighbors began to shout
  Then came a stormy night
  Miss Riley let her dog out
  And when the neighbors found him 'round
  they put a gun down his mouth and shot him down
  and he went
  
  Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow
  Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow
  
  Miss Murphy had a cat
  on her lap it sat
  And once in a great big while
  it looked like that Cheshire cat did smile
  But often it used to chase
  anything that crossed its face
  But one day it got so hot
  that Cheshire cat had a blood clot
  and she said
  
  Ooohhh-meow, me-meow
  Ooohhh-meow, me-meow
  
  Meow
  
  And then the dog met the cat
  the dog was hot and the cat was wet
  Then came some sweaty dude
  he put a board between the two
  Then they couldn't get at it
  got frustrated all about it
  So they did the only thing you could do
  they took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the two
  and they said
  
  Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow
  Ooohhh-wow, bow, me, wow