It's getting cold and I'm starting to sneeze,
  I wipe my nose on my sleeve.
  I've got the sniffles,
  I'd better drink my tea.
  Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?
  
  I'd catch a cold with you anytime,
  I ain't just feverish, I ain't just lyin'
  'Cause when your nose is running it's a perfect time for kissing and hugging.
  Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?
  
  We'll stay inside where it's nice and warm
  Tell our bosses, we're caught in a sneezing storm.
  We'll sniffle and snuggle and watch some more tv.
  Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?
  
  I'd catch a cold with you anytime,
  I ain't just feverish, I ain't just lyin'
  'Cause when your nose is running it's a perfect time for kissing and hugging.
  Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch a cold with me?
  
  Do you do you wanna wanna wanna wanna do you do you wanna do me yes indeed,
  Oh do you do you wanna wanna catch/have a cold with me?