Nobody better test me, 'cause I don't wanna get messy
  Especially when I step inside this bitch, dipped freshly
  New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs
  Before I do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs
  True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scubs
  Grippin' 40-bottles like fuckin' PEPSI CLUBS
  Down a fifth, crack open a sixth
  I'm on my seventh 8-ball, now I gotta take a piss
  I'm hollerin' at these hos that got boyfriends
  Who gives a fuck who they was
  I'm always takin' someone else's girl like Cool J does
  They probably don't be packin' anyways, do they Fuzz?
  We walked up, stomped they asses, and blew they buzz
  Mics get sandblasted
  Stab your abdomen with a handcrafted pocketknife and spill your antacid
  Sprayed your motherfuckin' crib up when I ran past it
  Fuckin' felon, headed to hell in a handbasket
  Talkin' shit will get you, your girl, and your man blasted
  Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in Saran plastic
  Get your damn ass kicked by these fantastic
  Furious four motherfuckers
  Flashin' in front of your face without the Grand Masters
  
  Slim Shady, ain't nobody iller than me