The turkey in our radar range has roamed too far from home
  We mailed our Christmas wishes in, now Santa's on his own
  Momma wants some tupperware, Daddy wants a Stetson
  There's snow on all the prickly pear, the winter round-up's done
  It's sleepytime for cowgirls, the night has just begun
  And that ol' Lone Star shines bright down on every Texan
  
  It's Christmastime in Texas
  People go a caroling
  Divinity 'n mistletoe
  And sing-a-longs with Bing
  But we rosin up the fiddle
  And do the Christmas Swing
  
  Laura wants some go-go boots, a slinky in her sock
  And add a pearl for Robin and a wind-up Snoopy clock
  Martie wants a Barbie, Emmy wants a rhinestone ring
  Santa's coming south to see us, his team of longhorn flying
  Cowpokes know they best be good 'cuz Saint Nick may be spying
  Let's two step, cowboy, to the Christmas Swing
  
  So blow you ol' blue northern
  And make the cowbells ring
  From Abilene to Beaumont
  Folks sing along with Bing
  And if it snows in late December we don't care!
  We'll do the Christmas Swing