Now ladies and gentlemen the event you've all been waiting for
  
  Pickles and fudge bananas and carrots
  I got the applesauce you got the spare ribs
  Turn the lights out (Change and excess?) makes a really good mix
  Bubblegum swirl and celery sticks
  I'm the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness monster
  .. was a ... Jerry's kids need a sponsor
  It's kinda half bootleg, and it'll bang your head back
  A glass of urine and can quench your thirst
  I'm puttin' on my ... gonna do the "Night Ranger"
  Down for the night in my broken down manger
  Cuz I'm a huskin' a huskin' a huskin' your corn
  And he was gamin' on the fetus just before she was born
  When I'm feelin' oriental I gotta rub my chin
  I'm gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din
  Tiny bubbles in the tub pull my fingers Lawrence Welk
  If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
  Have a taste Micro Bo Base `cause all girlies got smiles
  You're gettin' on my case like the Rockford Files
  Take the pressure out her mouth, sometimes I'll have to ask
  Went on T.V. and a car... mouth bass
  Crazy Eddie in the slammer `cause he's giving it all away
  John Boy run in the barn with the horse and the hay
  Jimmy Pop mooches mommy's smooches lungs are filled with tar
  Do you even know who we are?
  
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
  
  We're playing the Palladium you can't get on Star Search
  Micro Bo Bass standin' tall he can do the "Funky Lurch"
  I'm a driving experience fart fart Fig Newton
  Our mic is the difference `tween rolls (fat rolls) and Wayne Newton
  J.F.K.'s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle
  Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle
  `cause I'm looking like a pump but I'm feelin' like a sneaker
  To rise to the attention that's why you're ... beaker
  I'm a ... I'm baby ... mean
  I'm ... a lotta ladies or the Mr. Clean
  This land is your land
  This land is my land
  `cause I'm so fit they call me Mr. Fitness
  And I got more rhymes that Jahova's got witness'
  ... is a camel under Yasser Arafat
  ........
  ... is a Cassanova .... girlfriend's ...
  You took it hook line sinker like Charlie the ...
  `cause I'm calling your bluff like I'm a piss-poor tuna
  One banana two banana three banana four
  I'm takin' pri.. and I'm knockin' down your door
  Claude Van Damme, Spam on the can
  Excelsior Stan the Man
  Was it Micro Bo Bass
  Or I'm the ...
  Do you even know who we are?
  
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
  
  Michael ... playin' on the lace with the number of the peace
  I'm like a sour made-wine with your girlfriend's yeast
  ...
  Ernie's shootin' up he gets his fix from Bert
  Snuffleupagus Snuffleupagus
  I bet none of you will ever get enough of this
  ... buggin' out with Dick Nixon
  `cause I've got more rhymes than Ivan Dixson
  Drivin' up the bridge jump the cliff Aaaahhhh!
  I've got the hives close your mouths now
  What's the word? Thunderbird (Pac-man theme starts)
  What's the price? Fourty third
  High school nerd and shot your cat
  I make the punk back up with a whiffleball bat
  Playin' three card monte yes I got your mommy's silver
  Come on Pop Man (Asking Jimmy Pop to finish the rhyme)
  you know nothing rhymes with silver
  I got your mommy's silver playin' three card monte
  I shot ... without hurting anybody
  Ants in the pants don't break the ice
  Don't spill the beans don't eat that rice
  Uncle Bens come again
  Uncle Bens come again come again Uncle Bens
  Like Unkle Bens rice with no grand prize
  ...
  ... what the hell's going on here?
  ... with some R C beer
  Eatin' messy mother with an ice cream bar
  Do you even know who we are?
  
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
  Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise