feat. BizMarkie
  
  [Canibus]
  Yo 6 o'clock every morning you waking up yawning
  To the sound of your alarm clock alarm
  About an hour from now
  You should be at the place of employment
  Which is annoying cause it's so boring
  Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them
  It affects your occupational performance
  You wonder why your work load is so enormous
  Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office
  People get depressed, they get ulcers
  From the stress that the corporate environment causes
  Regardless of how you ultimately wanna solve this
  Seems to me like you've got one of four choices:
  You could take a new job offer for more chips
  Stick it out a little longer or forfeit
  But my advice to anybody that wants to quit
  It'll feel much better if you say it like this:
  
  [Biz Markie]
  Take this job and shove it
  I ain't workin here no more
  Take this job and shove it
  I ain't workin here no more
  Take this job and shove it
  I ain't workin here no more
  Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
  
  [Canibus]
  Yo, if your boss is a S-O-B
  Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-B
  Put your middle finger up slowly
  Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely
  Say I ain't workin here no more
  Who do you think you are?
  Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor
  Run to the door, to the payphone
  Make a toll-free call
  Tell your spouse what happened and where you are
  So they can come and get you in the car later on
  And help you search for a new 9 to 5 job
  If the unemployment line ain't that long
  You can take your time printin out W-9 forms
  Eventually, you'll get on if you try hard enough
  And you'll get money if you keep punchin your time card enough
  Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it
  But if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to
  
  [Biz Markie]
  Take this job and shove it
  I ain't workin here no more
  Take this job and shove it
  I ain't workin here no more
  Take this job and shove it
  I ain't workin here no more
  Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
  
  [Canibus]
  Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs
  The boss is favored and get placed in something spacious
  While the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces
  Or get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscated
  You constantly waitin for a paycheck
  Twelve months passed by and you still ain't get paid yet
  Here's a optimistic motto
  If you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrow
  Most 9 to 5's are hard
  cause the description in the job ain't no picnic in the park
  People get hired
  Drink coffee to stay wired
  So they don't get tired, sleep late, and get fired
  
  [Biz Markie]
  You came in late, you already ate,
  nowww, you wanna take a lunch break!??!
  
  [Canibus]
  Ay, yo bust it, ain't no need to discuss it
  Just take this job and shove it, right between your buttocks
  
  [Biz Markie]
  Take this job and shove it
  I ain't workin here no more
  Take this job and shove it
  I ain't workin here no more
  Take this job and shove it
  I ain't workin here no more
  Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
  
  Take this job and shove it
  I ain't workin here no more
  Ah Ah ah ah ahahah ah
  I ain't workin here no more
  Take this job and shove it
  I ain't workin here no more
  Ay Ay Ay ayee ay
  I ain't workin here no more
  
  Canibus and the Biz
  It's comin from Canibus and the Biz
  It's comin from Canibus and the Biz
  From, from Canibus and the Biz