There was a group called called Scum of the Earth
  and they say they got their birth
  in a basement bar on Greek Street down in Soho .
  The bass man he smoked grass
  and the drummer he kicked ass
  and the lead guitar ate speed while everybody boogied .
  
  The Drummer's name was Mavis
  He was a twice convicted rapist
  They say he learned to play in a garage band in Balham .
  He'd cut out your heart for a dime
  and he kept lousy time
  but the rest of the band was too damned scared to tell him !
  
  
  And The Scum of the Earth they just keep boogyin' on
  Higher and higher until the fire
  was burned out and gone
  and The Scum of the Earth they just keep boogyin' on
  
  
  Now the Bass man's names was Spiker
  he dressed like a black jacket biker
  but underneath his leathers he wore black lace silk panties .
  They say he sang his sweet love number
  directly to the drummer
  while he kept his eye on the guitar players fanny
  
  
  On lead guitar was Static
  he was a hey, Health Food fanatic
  He lived on berries and nuts and had scurvy and rickets .
  He did his Yoga excercisin'
  and he kept on tryin' and tryin'
  'til finally he could bend all the way over and lick it !
  
  
  And The Scum of the Earth they just keep boogyin' on
  higher and higher until the fire
  was burned out and gone
  and The Scum of the Earth they just keep boogyin' on
  
  
  Now one night Scum of the Earth
  they was playin' for all they was worth
  Guitar screams and wails and cymbal crashes
  Louder , Faster and Higher
  'til their electric cords caught fire
  and the whole damn band was burned to a pile of ashes
  
  
  And The Scum of the Earth they just keep boogyin' on
  higher and higher until the fire
  was burned out and gone
  and The Scum of the Earth they just keep boogyin' on .