I was seventeen years old that day
  I was tryin' to find a woman for my birthday .
  So I made up my mind
  and I didn't waste no time
  and I took my daddy's Caddy down the freeway .
  Had a pocketful of bait
  was gettin' kinda late
  it was bumber next to bumber on the highway.
  Sittin' jammed up tight
  looked over to my right
  I saw a hitch-hikin' baby goin' my way .
  
  About four years older than me
  the biggst damn woman that I ever did see .
  But it sure didn't seem to matter .
  She made me so crazy
  That I threw my love at her and I scored .
  
  When I saw her pretty thumb
  I motioned her to come
  and she smiled and looked at me a little sideways.
  I said "C'mon jump inside
  we'll take a little ride"
  She said "Alright little man ,
  let's go to my place"
  
  About four years older than me
  the biggst damn woman that I ever did see .
  But it sure didn't seem to matter .
  She made me so crazy
  That I threw my love at her and I scored .
  
  But that was long ago
  now there's lot's of things I know
  and there's been a lot of parties - wasn't bad .
  I've learned a lot since then
  but I still remember when
  I got the best piece of cake I ever had .
  
  About four years older than me
  the biggst damn woman that I ever did see .
  But it sure didn't seem to matter .
  She made me so crazy
  That I threw my love at her and I scored .