On the seven seas there was aphantom ship acoming,
  Shinin' in the dead of night,
  I heard the crew a hummin'
  Tunes that sounded like the Rolling Stones and Leonard Cohen.
  But they didn't know the words,
  So I assumed that they was foreign.
  
  CHORUS
  But I heard them just the same doctor let me teach 'em,
  I just wanna please 'em, doctor let me teach 'em.
  
  I looked up in the sky there was a phantom plane a comin',
  Shinin' in the dead of night,
  I heard the pilot saying,
  Poems that were written by John Keats and Robert Browning.
  But he didn't know the words so,
  I suppose that it was nothing.
  
  CHORUS
  But I heard them just the same doctor let me teach 'em,
  I just wanna please 'em, doctor let me teach 'em.
  
  Doctor please believe me, I know you won't decieve me,
  But do these things I'm seein', have any hidden meaning.
  It's all good entertainment and it doesn't cost a penny.
  So please doc, let me teach 'em, if I could only reach 'em.
  
  CHORUS
  But I heard them just the same doctor let me teach 'em,
  I just wanna please 'em, doctor let me teach 'em.