Talking to you is like watching paint stay wet.
  one way traffic is all I ever get.
  I try to share my feelings but you're self obsessed.
  I've had it up to here this thing's a mess.
    I'm just trying to tell you that there has to be,
  more to life than just me me me so hear this,
  honey - I quit, we're through
  listen to me - that's enough about you
    You never did listen to a word I said,
  dull over dinner and a bore in bed.
  It's a no-win situation you just call collect,
  was it too much to ask for a little repect?