Sony Holiday's a hero of the West
  He likes to shoot (the) ladies right between the breasts
  With his Eucaliptus (With his Eucaliptus)
  With his Eucaliptus (With his Eucaliptus)
  
  His Eucaliptus is a mighty hefty gun
  The Rio Brawo ladies seen no better fun
  Than his Eucaliptus (Than his Eucaliptus)
  Than his Eucaliptus (Than his Eucaliptus)
  
  His Eucaliptus makes the ladies stand in line
  'cos his gun's so big, so fast, so hot, so fine
  One thing our Sony boy just can't figure out
  's Why even Indians wanna put it in their mouths
  
  His girlfriends Lo and Sheila the local fun for hire
  They blow his gun all day, it fills them with desire
  They love his Eucaliptus, They love his Eucaliptus
  They love his Eucaliptus, They love his Eucaliptus
  
  It newer crossed their mind to ask him for a dime
  Cos other guns in town ain't really worth their time
  They need his Eucaliptus, They need his Eucaliptus
  They need his Eucaliptus, They need his Eucaliptus
  
  And when the night has come and Sony's outta bullets
  He hides his piece away he knows it's time to cool it
  Rest Eucaliptus when you get your beauty sleep
  You sure gonna be again on everybody's lips