You want a medal
  For the things you've done
  Well prizes don't come around
  As easy as you want em now
  You want a mountain with your face engraved
  So everybody in the world can see the face of nothing changed
  
  Hip hip hooray you're our saving grace
  Here's to you and your poker face
  Hip hip hooray you're our saving grace
  Here's to you
  
  You want a monument erected in your name
  And odds are we will tear it down
  When you leave as quickly as you came
  You want a place in the history books
  But noone has changed history
  With double talk and dirty looks
  
  Hip hip hooray you're our saving grace
  Here's to you and your poker face
  Hip hip hooray you're our saving grace
  Here's to you
  
  You heighten yourself to lower the blame
  And you martyr yourself to heighten the fame
  And you lower yourself to draw the compassion
  Here's to you
  
  You want a medal for the things you've done
  But if you ever really did a damn thing
  We would've gave you one
  You want a mountain with your face engraved
  So everyone will know the face when approached by to run away
  
  Hip hip hooray you're our saving grace
  Here's to you and your poker face
  Hip hip hooray you're our saving grace
  Here's to you
  
  Hip hip hooray you're our saving grace
  Here's to you and your poker face
  Hip hip hooray you're our saving grace
  Here's to you