I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
  If she needs me bad, I can find about 2 or 3 more
  
  One through the basement, two down the hall
  When the going gets tough, I got a hole in the wall
  29 ways to make it to my baby's door
  If she needs me bad, I can find about 2 or 3 more
  
  I can come through the chimney, like Santa Claus
  Go through the window, and that ain't all
  A lot of good ways, I don't want you to know
  I even got a hole in the bedroom-floor
  29 ways ...
  To my lovely baby's door
  One, two, many a-more
  
  I got a way through the closet, behind her clothes
  A way through the attic, that no one knows
  A masterkey, to fit any lock
  A hidden door behind grandfather's clock
  29 ways ...
  To my lovely baby's door
  One, two, many a-more