Hanging around before we played when I saw her across the room
  Yeah well, she's mighty cute, so I thought I might make my move
  I saddled up beside her, to see what she's about
  I introduced myself, but then, I found out that
  
  She hates ska, she won't dance
  Guess that I don't have a chance
  When we play she won't stay (Oi Oi Oi)
  She hates ska, she won't go
  Out with me after the show
  by the second song she's gone far away (oh yeah)
  
  she said annoying horn riffs, after beats are so lame
  she said the horns are so boring,
  all the songs sound the same
  she said she wishes Aaron would die,
  and flipsyde and the specials too
  when I heard that I almost cried, yeah, I felt so blue 'cause
  
  She hates ska, she won't dance
  Guess that I don't have a chance
  When we play she won't stay (Oi Oi Oi)
  She hates ska, she won't go
  Out with me after the show
  by the second song she's gone far away (oh yeah)
  
  If I ever, asked her to skank
  She'd probably think I called her one
  Just 'cause I play, in a ska band
  doesn't mean that I'm no fun (LET'S GO!)
  
  now she's all over the guy from the metal band
  hey jealousy, I've had about all I can stand
  there's just one thing that I don't understand
  why the hell was she wearing Vans if...
  
  She hates ska, she won't dance
  Guess that I don't have a chance
  When we play she won't stay (Oi Oi Oi)
  She hates ska, she won't go
  Out with me after the show
  by the second song she's gone far away (oh yeah)
  She hates ska, and I saw her
  Making out in the back
  Of the metal head's car (Oi Oi Oi0
  She hates ska, She hates ska
  Guess she'll never throw a bra.....at me