Well, he out grew his sequin suit
  Sold his Trailways bus
  Let his hair get a little too long
  Duck tails bit the dust
  His custom made, pearl inlaid guitar
  slipped from his hands
  And in it's place a new electrical one
  He had flown in from Japan
  
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  `Cause he's a cheeseburger eatin'
  Abandoned Sunday meetin'
  Brand new country star
  He rides around in a Lincoln Continental
  No steer horns on his car
  Oh the record man say he's the livin' end
  They're gonna spin him right to the top
  Yea, he's a hot roman candle from the Texas panhandle
  
  He can either go country or pop
  Got a good ole' friend name of Texas Ben
  Tells him all the spots to play
  And a sweet little lady, he calls her sexy Sadie
  She's with the boy night and day
  They're gonna open up a chain of fancy bowling lanes
  The first one in his old home town
  And on ribbon cutting day they'll come from miles away
  The folks will all gather round
  
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