Can you tell me why the bells are ringing?
  Nothing's happened in a million years
  I've been sitting here since Wednesday morning
  Wednesday morning can't believe my ears
  Jazz police are looking through my folders
  Jazz police are talking to my niece
  Jazz police have got their final orders
  Jazzer, drop your axe, it's Jazz police!
  
  Jesus taken serious by the many
  Jesus taken joyous by a few
  Jazz police are paid by J. Paul Getty
  Jazzers paid by J. Paul Getty II
  
  Jazz police I hear you calling
  Jazz police I feel so blue
  Jazz police I think I'm falling,
  I'm falling for you
  
  Wild as any freedom loving racist
  I applaud the actions of the chief
  Tell me now oh beautiful and spacious
  Am I in trouble with the Jazz police?
  
  Jazz police are looking through my folders ...
  
  They will never understand our culture
  They'll never understand the Jazz police
  Jazz police are working for my mother
  Blood is thicker margarine than grease
  
  Let me be somebody I admire
  Let me be that muscle down the street
  Stick another turtle on the fire
  Guys like me are mad for turtle meat
  
  Jazz police I hear you calling
  Jazz police I feel so blue
  Jazz police I think I'm falling,
  I'm falling for you