I remember when i woz at school
  they treated me like i woz a fool
  punished me for try'na act cool
  they sat me in a class facin the wall
  others had a laugh but no fun for me
  i had maths when they had p.e.
  i practised for my gcse
  i woz told the rest were better than me
  in english everyone got c
  not me they gave me a g
  pushed and kicked by all the bully
  cut my head on the ground
  and grazed up my knee
  sent to school on every birthday
  an hours detention every friday
  i had to work when others could play
  so i said f**k this i'll be a dj
  
  But no, i became an m.c.
  and all of the kru just listened to me
  coz they knew i had potential u see
  and they all knew that i had it in me
  more respect come day by d'g day
  bullys moved rite out of my way
  all becoz one day i sed hey
  im vapour and im havin my say
  
  five days a week im workin so hard
  wanna keep chilling cool in my yard
  i cant be freed never can be barred
  im no laughin stock
  im no picture card
  doolally im goin insane
  im a m-m-m-maniac mashin your brain
  i told u once to go thru it again
  that i run your block and im your pain
  im insane in the membrane
  im a m-m-m-maniac mashin your brain
  give a double uppercut like Lenny McClean
  insane in the m-n-m-m-n-membrane
  insane in the m-n-m-m-n.....
  g-g-g-go vapour rollin this show
  
  Football, volleyball, basketball,
  its really cool, radical,
  not for the silly fool,
  racket ball, tennis ball,
  squash ball, proper small,
  emma harrison, jordan, proper tool,
  golf ball, baseball, lets get tropical,
  netball, softball, im never gonna fall,
  4 star, diesel, come with the rocket fuel,
  no alcohol when ur on a call
  
  Pam Anderson, silicon dappa don,
  when im on the mic im a lyrical rapper man,
  rip up the dance floor, im a tapper man,
  back 2 back, like a lyrical kappa man,
  agitate, irritate, levitate, hesitate,
  motivate, activate,
  agitate, irritate, levitate, hesitate,
  box full of fishin bate,
  get upon the vibe,
  put upon the dub plate.