Talk about a reefer of five feet long
  Not too fat and not too strong
  You get high, but not for long
  If you'se a viper
  
  Now I'm the king of everything
  Got to get high for to sing
  Light that tee and we will see
  If you'se a viper
  
  When coke gets dry you know you're high
  Everything is hip and dandy
  Truck on down to the candy store
  Bust your chops on some peppermint candy
  
  Now you know that you been sent
  Don't give a damn if you can't pay the rent
  The sky is high and so am I
  If you'se a viper
  
  (Instrumental)
  
  When coke gets dry you know you're high
  Everything is hip and dandy
  Truck on down to the candy store
  Bust your chops on some peppermint candy
  v Now you know everything
  Got to get high for to sing
  Light that tee and we will see
  If you'se a viper