I don’t cry a river of tears
  This you may not believe
  Well, I’ve been cry’n‘ for five long years
  Afraid of all my fears
  Love has got me now in a terrible bag
  I done lost the best little woman
  That I ever had
  
  Chorus:
  Direct me straight to my baby’s love
  Direct me straight to my woman’s love
  
  Shame on me, shame on me
  I’ve done made a big mistake
  When I see my baby again
  I’m gonna bake me a cherry cake
  Ten thousand dollar reward
  For the first one that finds her
  When I get my hands on her, y’all,
  I’m gonna just chain and bind her
  
  (Chorus)
  
  Bridge:
  Deputy sheriff is on your trail
  The FBI I know they won’t fail
  They can’t fail, they’re gonna bring you back
  
  Somebody (Chorus)
  
  Repeat ad lib and fade