feat. Method Man
  
  (Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw)
  (this is going on in the background during the Intro and part
  of the first verse)
  
  You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit Meth
  *coughing* Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit
  Know damn well!
  I remember when we used to go down to the creek
  Member when we used to go down to the creek?
  And used to dip your head in the water?
  Everybody thought you had it in you, you know
  You used to jump out the water
  the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
  What? I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
  
  Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard
  
  Clean out my vocals
  Yeah, I said YEAH
  I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh
  *more nonsense noises*
  chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, zucka Zoo
  C'mon baby baby, baby, baby
  Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
  
  Verse One:
  
  Superlogical this, superlogical that
  I detect a nigga dialect by the way he rap
  I elect myself President MC
  My career so intelligent, unique physique
  Then with mathematics, not democratic
  static, topic, Asiatic
  Zssshuh, them unique, never leak, brlaharl...
  Bring it on back
  
  Superlogical this, superlogical that
  I detect your dialect by the way you rappp!
  I elect myself President MC
  My career so intelligent, unique physique
  Doin mathematics and I'm not democratci
  No static, topic, I'm Asiatic
  See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
  
  Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard
  
  Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty
  Get your weight up, don't take me lightly
  Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the madness
  It's the Meth-Tical with the Bastard
  
  MZA MZA my name is the Ol Dirty Bas
  My gammmmme, to kick your ass
  Dnnah duh dnnh dnnh duh duh!
  Dnnah dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
  
  Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin
  on the industry that was frontin now they missin
  What everybody else is gettin
  Cuz they wasn't representin the real...
  
  ...appeal, like me and, old time
  When it comes to the microphone who killed the swine?
  Be the original G
  Do the rhymin on time and in the place to be
  
  Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man
  
  You are now in my trance
  You are getting sleeeeeepyyyyyy
  You are now getting sleeeepyyyyy
  and sleeeeppieeerrrrr
  And sleepy, and sleepy
  
  Verse Three: Method Man
  
  This one here's for my people, my people
  Enter the 36 chambers, the sequel
  Part two, for me and the cipher troop
  With the Teflon lyrics that you can't get through
  With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, what?
  You ain't hittin with that wack shit you kickin
  Straight from the beginning, of the game
  All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the pain
  Dark like the midnight train on the track by the RZA
  Diesel like Arnold Schwarzanegger
  
  Outro: Ol Dirty Bastard
  
  The hardware, choose the hardware
  Ask you a question, test the Ason
  Extra extra, read the drama and thennn another one
  which you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the...
  ohhhh....
  Here I go, aauhhh
  Yeahhh...
  (shit that makes me high) *2
  
  *2 - leads into Harlem World on the album version